>be me
>shrugs are free, you know
>satanist sister
>looks like she tried to poison my food
>after telling me how she trolls christians
>because I'm ordained
>and our pop was a pastor
>I give her a book for Christmas
>kinda sus she wanted to visit on Christmas
>
>Cato the Elder's On Farming
>with a handwritten Christmas wish to her and her family
"And furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed"