>>509930795
They're not pirates. They're not trying to claim cargo or ransom.
If you don't like the blockade you can just go hug the somalian coast to experience actual piracy

>>509335662
Trump just cancelled weapons deliveries to The Ukraine so I'm doing great.

>>507168171
You having a taco cooking contest, Carlos? You're lucky I can't deport you to Mexico from Mexico. You will never be America's greatest ally. Now fetch me my fucking avocado.