>>21522164
This pasta lives rent free in my head

>>21473880
He grow regrow grow dicks. Like a Chamillionaire but dicks. A dick productuonist.

Try shallow frying. Just fry it in a pan but with enough oil that there's no dry spots in the pan.
Then let them strain/drain or whatever on a wire rack. You want a thermometer or an actual deep fryer because hot oil can be very dangerous.
Stay safe brother.