>Oy vey, it's almost September and they're still want the Epstein Files. Quick, do a Mass Shooting to distract them! We need to look useful!
Republicans literally killed children again.
Imagine if Trump really was assassinated and the world never got to watch him expose himself over this Epstein shit. He would have been a legend that MIGA would spin tales around forever.
I typically hate the Daily Show, but holy shit Trump has lost his fucking mind. He just told reporters some made up personal story about the Unabomber. https://youtu.be/QVG2GxIaFsM