>>533940205
This post implies that baron would be near me to offer his virginity.
Okay, where to begin?
Well first off, I'd pin him down and pull out the ropes. Then I'd unsheathe my katana. After lopping off both of his legs, I'd cauterize the wounds. Can't have him dying too quickly, I need to prolong the suffering so he learns his lesson.
After that, I begin to remove his teeth with the bent end of a tire iron one by one so he feels true suffering. Using lots of antiseptics to keep him alive that much longer.
After this, I shove my katana into his crotch and remove his genitalia.
I'll let that sit there and fester for a while as I get ready for the final blow. Once I return, I pull out my uzi and I'm like PPAPAPAPPAPAPA TAKE THAT, NIQQA and then he finally dies in agony after hours of pain and suffering.
Well deserved, to be quite honest :)
All in minecraft, of course.
