>ASL

24 M latino (white woman get me out this fucking place. European would be loved, just anywhere cold with white people)

>What are you looking for?

I want saviour buff 100/10 bimbo hentai mommy with le 'tism (hopefully to outmatch mine, I'd love that)

Who is able to keep up with my wavelength (aka you must have high iq and write a lot), with my sheer ravenous animal sexual desire that is still going strong as ever, who doesn't get the ick because of my schizo politics or religion (FUCK normie women who say "it's unappealing", you are weak and unchosen)

Who has imagination (IMPORTANT) and can BE mom for me, who is a geek and into anime and fandom hentai bullshit, who wants to go out and have a save the world millennial ahh adventure with me (Deltarune)


>More requirements:

You must hate society

You must be divorced from your family (except your parents, our boys gotta have meemaw and peepaw)

You must have no friends (waste of time)

You have to be just viking aryan nietzchean GIANT TITS amazon woman, you'll be subdued by me but you have to be willing to fight me (at least play pretend), you must be able to be my arch enemy but at the same time my soulmate (which is no different really)

IF YOU READ THIS YOU DENOUNCE: Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, LGBT, commienism, futanari, yuri, you denounce the whole world basically other than Christ and me. The creed of the world is FALSEHOOD, there's no left or right, there's TRUTH AND LIE, RIGHT OR WRONG, and truth is UNNEGOTIABLE.

No tattoos.

Hentai will be an INTEGRAL part of our relationship, but we must carry it out IRL.

Virgin.

You must be taller than me (I'm 6'3)

Discord: @dontreportme_imjustaway

Catfishes beware, I'll mindrape you until you weasel out with your prolapsed anus between your legs. I'll outshitpost you until you fuck off.

No daddy's girl with pink aesthetic and no "I am such a silly innocent girl" (they're evil)

You must be a Homestuck, I'll call you by name of any waifu I choose.