>be me, 19-year-old loser twink
>highschool girlfriend breaks up with me a week after college starts, never even made it to 3rd base
>had tried getting her into cosplay, she gives the props/costumes back
>everything reminds me of her
>wanna kms
>drinking alone at home to forget, have idea
>decide to try on her old Samus cosplay
>way too tight but feels incredible
>spend rest of the night drinking, looking at her pics and touching myself through her suit
>pass out
>awoken hours later by roommate (faggot)
>roommate (also drunk, faggot) is groping and grinding against me
>he thinks I'm still passed out
>he’s grunting and slapping my ass
>it feels incredible
>oh_no.mp3
>he finishes, suit is covered
>rub myself to completion the second he leaves
>hardest nut of my life
>we don’t speak for the rest of the semester

Is it over for me bros? I got SA'd and loved it. Am I a faggot?