>>514071266
>be c suite boss
>fire everyone
>pay a jeet $500 to make a new logo, ai 3d room layouts, ad campaign mockups, web lit, the works
>fire jeet and stiff him
>hire patsy staff on the cheap from craigslist.
>had jeet make corpo resume mockups too
>roll out jeet's rebranding as teasers on the market
>it bombs
>run ohfuck.exe
>patsy staff fired and apologized for not adhering to our core values. stiff them too
>go back to old logo. markey invigorated
>stocks up 15% with captive market captivated
>board patting me on the back. share holders overjoyed
>moneycounting.gif
>sweet performance bonus
>sweet bonus for downsizing staff
>pocket marketing budget
>donate 10% to israel
this is america! how are you not doing this right now??