Hello, little piggy. Billy here. You've been a very naughty boy, haven't you? I've been watching ...and I know all your dirty secrets. The things you've downloaded, the things you've said, the things you've done. Oh, yes ...I have it all.

Right now, I plan to upload quite the collection to your hard drive. A hundred giga-bytes worth of child porn, stolen credit card numbers, bomb-making manuals ...and a lovely little manifesto about how much you hate jews and Israel and their 'Zionist occupied governments'.

You have less than six hours to do one thing, or I'll send it all to the FBI, the NSA, and your mommy ...such a shame.

All you need is vote for Billy the Puppet from the Saw movie franchise, that is all. And failure to do one simple click on a Google Docs form and well ...you know what happens next.

Tick-tock, little piggy. Tick-tock.