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>Luna suddenly teleports away panicked.
>Thats fucking odd.
>”Look out!”
>A cute voice calls out as an… engine? Roars?
>A wooden little cart thing proceeds to crash into the resident humans legs, launching him in the air and making him spin before landing him on his back.
>… oh yeah, and that person is you anonymous.
>Cut to black…
>Ah, Goodmorning anonymous. And what a soft bed you have-
>This isn’t your bed.
>You lean up.
>Nope, strapped down.
>Memory reboots.
“Was I hit by a fucking car!? Was I a tweaker this whole time!?”
>”Whats a tweaker?”
>You slowly look down at the audio intrusion.
>Miss Derpy Hooves is cuddled on your chest and is looking up at you curiously.
>You try to move all your limbs.
>Nope. Barely budging. She gots you tied down, anonymous.
>She giggles and raises an eyebrow. This is accompanied by little amused smile.
>Despite the whole cross eyed thing and ditzy persona…
>This mare is danger.
“Uh… Hi Derpy…”
>She smiles wider. Looking at you like she knows everything about you and more.
>She stands on the bed over you.
>”Goodmorning.”
>She fiddles with your hair using a grey hoof and moves some hair out of your eye. So you can see her better.
“Why am I here…?”
>”You know why.”
>Fucking Milf.
>She lays down on your chest again. Sniffing at your neck despite your frown.
>”So… you willing this time or no? Oh, and cuddles are non-negotiable.”
>Dont mess with the mailmare…

If a mare is doing this, this signals imminent MARING.

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Derpy because she's my wife

>finished season 7 of FiM
>/mlp/ spoiled S8-9 as being shit about "school of friendship" and OC donut steels
>and Commie Glimmer already annoys me so six more donut steels sounds unwatchable
>movie left (presumably shit)
>specials left
>other junk left probably
what is worth watching after finishing with the main series?
Now what?