>>511453999
>I decided to pick up the creepiest guy in the bar and he turned out to be a sociopath, but his dick was big and now I'm complaining.
Do women reall- YES EVER FUCKING DAY WHEN YOU ARE AT WORK!

>Honey! Why did we get charged for pool cleaning 40 times last month?

>Who cares just get a promotion and work longer hours!

>ok, bab-

>EW! Don't call me that!