>you will never have an americhubby gf
>you will never bite her round baby cheeks (face)
>you will never feel her squishy body when she hugs you
>you will never play with her tummy while watching a movie
>you will never have a sex shaped heater in your bed
>you will never be able to cook pastries and shit for her
>you will NEVER have an americhubby gf
Just kill me already