Mandatory secrets thread

For about the past three years, I have been having a mental tug of war over trying to covertly convincing my 5 foot 2 slim waisted PAWG friend of mine into starting an OnlyFans/some form of sharing nudes.

It all started in 2022, Memorial day, when at the height of Onlyfans culture, my friend said "Oh yeah, I would do an OnlyFans... if I didn't have to show my face."

And since then, much of my brain power has been spent trying to cultivate the perfect plan to get her to do so. I've considered dozens of options, between getting a random guy to message her on instagram, to an "accidental" discord meetup.

But alas, morals, ethics and a basic ability to foresee the consequences of my actions have stopped me from doing so, no matter how much of a gift from the Gods her ass maybe.

So tell me /b/, what have you almost done?