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day 743 of blending in with the white men.
> I figured the best way to avoid being deported is it to blend in amongst the white folks. Even though I'm half arab half white I decided to get dreads so they think I'm a wigger. When they ask about my olive complection I tell them that I freuently go tanning and start talking about Stormzy. I frequently bust out a terrible rap when-ever I think they're onto me. So far they have no idea. today we hunted for foreigners, my cousin staying at one of the hotels almost blew my cover.