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>be you
>gfs bf walks into your house
>look up and inaudibly greet them while your eyes dart to the floor
>open up web browser
>type 4 in the search bar
>Google completes the web address to 4chan
>adrenaline courses through your 1 inch wrist
>your thumbs ready but your mind blocks out the immaculating scenario playing out before you
>your thoughts race faster than the nylon blended fishing line that whirrs from the influencers bait-reel you consumed earlier
>mufugn bix nood boomers
>you realize you're at work
>the inescapable dopamine rush to off-shore the responsibility to yourself washes over you
>hands become clammy
>eyes start watering but quickly dry up
>you're deep into dissociation at this point
>realizing you've already blamed boomers in a blog post on /pol/ the dopamine subsides
>you tap "send"
>lethargy sets in again