>yeah bro I love Age of Empires 2, the storylines are incredible!
>boar luring? you mean like with scent attractants or with feeding stations? I don't understand hunting bro, I just play video games.
>pushing deer? don't be mean, why are you assaulting those poor herbivores?
>wait, there are hotkeys besides Attack-Move?
>I just noticed an elephant takes up the same space as a single spearman, isn't that silly?
>wololo!
>micromanagement? I don't do that, I don't want my soldiers to feel like I'm always looking over their shoulder while they do their jobs
>barracks? useless, those can't even build our special unit!
>pocket player? oh you must be talking about age of empires mobile, them cellphones do indeed fit inside your pocket!
>booming? yeah I love gunpowder too! Jan Žižka is my hero :salute emoji: