In the board of /co/, where fun falls flat, There's a fellow who’s most clever, it's The Cat in the Hat! With his tall, striped hat and a grin oh so bright, He’s the one you should vote for, he's the choice that's most right!
He’ll bounce and he’ll bound, with a yes and never a no, so cast your vote make the Cat your Mr. /co/. For fun, for good thinking, and a hat that’s the best, Vote The Cat in the Hat, he’ll pass every test!