>>519578686
My guy, I got you!

So read carefully:

There's this little thing called "lying" that people often do.
They tell kids it's a bad thing cause it's easier to trick them that way, but once you're an adult, it's time to make good use of it.
How you do it on a resume is basically that you write something that's complete bullshit, like how you worked on your dad's warehouse plantation or something and you know all about the fuckers, even though you KNOW it never happened.
The you just pretend it's real.
Note that it helps to read up a little on warehouse shit before actually going to the interview, just to make sure you can keep the ruse going until you sign the papers.

Now you'd think that your future employers would check on this kind of thing, and try and catch you with a salmon in your trousers, but in reality, the number of HR departments with an average IQ big enough to operate anything more complicated than a zoom call, can be counted on one hand.

>>513054650
I'll say it again.
Make it so girls start first grade at 6 and boys start first grade at 8.

That is all you have to do.