>>41278888
Zoomers drink glue and eat dishwasher pods.

Not one of them wants to confront the fact that the Crusaders were kind of the bad guys in that movie.

Even in their most valient efforts to look badass they can't help but be cuckolds.

Why not use Dante's Inferno from 2010? That was a badass Christian game. You literally steal Death's scythe and rip him in two with it.