I just out about Major League Eating in America. Like I knew about competitive eating, but an actual league? America so fat we turned eating into a sport.
Obesity-bros... what the fuck? Only in America

Oh yeah and if anyone wants to see what that looks like here's America's top EATLER champion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUat-_swqmY

Imagine the hotdog smell in that room.
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It says "who stands" not "who arms" so it checks out.