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>If I didn't know logically it's an awful idea maybe I'd consider looking for Pokemon battle clubs.
>...Maybe one of the "well kept" gyms that've been cropping up, even though I think they're still not sanctioned...
>But I've never been a fighter.
>If anything I'm a coward.
>Was too scared to even move to Japan when given the chance because I didn't want to change my life too much.
>I didn't want to lose my easy outs.
>In retrospect, there was some prudence in that maybe.
>Toei was accommodating but I've heard that some transformees over there have been having it rough...
>Though who knows, could be the usual demoralization, I saw firsthand how different the real Japan is after all...
>...
>...fuck me dude...
>Maybe some cocoa will help...
>...even if I'll likely have to keep it cool just in case...
>I guess I could do a cold one.
>Wonder is my arms could work to blend it up, heh.
>...
>Ugh.
>I'll just... Leave the blender to do its thing...
>What the hell even am I now?
>I always thought Kartanas were cool, but what does being one even entail?
>I remember thinking about "what if I were a Pokemon" when I was a kid but I always thought of the easy options.
>Mewtwo, cool psychic powers, flight, super powerful.
>Latios, jet dragon, can possibly shapeshift according to Heroes.
>Chesnaught, great defense and resistance if a bit slow.
>Hoopa, dimensional powers, secret form, can fly and teleport wherever.
>I think even the quadrupeds I considered weren't THAT bad, in maybe Keldeo or Solgaleo.
>But of course, always thinking about the big legendaries, least for the most part...
>But that'd just be too easy now wouldn't it, wannabe protag man?
>No, instead I get stuck as one of the dangerous aliens with no fucking hands and no specially unique abilities considering I'm the embodiment of conflict-averse...
>God...
>And I just punctured a hole in my couch by trying to slam my fist into it.
>Great.
>Just fuckin' dandy.
>...
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>Y'know, I always considered myself lucky to be an art student that somehow didn't regret his career choice.
>You keep hearing stories about people getting stuck as baristas or clerks or whatever the hell.
>I somehow "made it" though, in a sense.
>Being a weeb paid off, got to work with some Japan companies for animation outsourcing, you'd be surprised how open Toei and Mappa are to external workers, decent pay, work on series I enjoy, 's nice
>Or well, it was.
>I don't think they'll get back to me anymore.
>...
>They irony'd be funny if it wasn't life ruining.
>It was odd, waking up in bed without any fingers.
>Or feet, for that matter.
>I felt... odd, almost weightless.
>I tried pushing myself out of bed and my hands got stuck in the bed, weird.
>I tried again, with my... palms? Facing down, and that worked, nice.
>Everything was... Bigger, than it was supposed to be.
>Tried getting the sheets off me, only to feel my hands getting stuck. Again.
>I finally decided to open my eyes, or eye now.
>That's still weird to think about...
>I'll try and save the spiel regarding just how odd looking at myself and not seeing myself was, I'm sure there's dozens of stories like that given how damn widespread whatever this "thing" is given the news as of late.
>I'll consider myself one of the luckier cases since I at least know what the hell Pokemon is, god imagine being some random farmer in the middle of bumfuck nowhere getting stuck as Rotom.
>...But that does make it painfully apparent that my life is fucked.
>The fact I had to get stuck as one of the most chuuni-ass mons out of all of them, and one that I thought was just based on an artform I liked on top of that, feels like some cosmic force is mocking me without my knowledge I swear.
>I... Tried making do with the situation but it certainly feels miserable.
>I can wrap one of my arms around a pencil if I'm cautious enough but sure as fuck can't draw, I feel like a neanderthal with the way I have to hold the pen.
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>You keep hearing stories about people getting stuck as baristas or clerks or whatever the hell.
>I somehow "made it" though, in a sense.
>Being a weeb paid off, got to work with some Japan companies for animation outsourcing, you'd be surprised how open Toei and Mappa are to external workers, decent pay, work on series I enjoy, 's nice
>Or well, it was.
>I don't think they'll get back to me anymore.
>...
>They irony'd be funny if it wasn't life ruining.
>It was odd, waking up in bed without any fingers.
>Or feet, for that matter.
>I felt... odd, almost weightless.
>I tried pushing myself out of bed and my hands got stuck in the bed, weird.
>I tried again, with my... palms? Facing down, and that worked, nice.
>Everything was... Bigger, than it was supposed to be.
>Tried getting the sheets off me, only to feel my hands getting stuck. Again.
>I finally decided to open my eyes, or eye now.
>That's still weird to think about...
>I'll try and save the spiel regarding just how odd looking at myself and not seeing myself was, I'm sure there's dozens of stories like that given how damn widespread whatever this "thing" is given the news as of late.
>I'll consider myself one of the luckier cases since I at least know what the hell Pokemon is, god imagine being some random farmer in the middle of bumfuck nowhere getting stuck as Rotom.
>...But that does make it painfully apparent that my life is fucked.
>The fact I had to get stuck as one of the most chuuni-ass mons out of all of them, and one that I thought was just based on an artform I liked on top of that, feels like some cosmic force is mocking me without my knowledge I swear.
>I... Tried making do with the situation but it certainly feels miserable.
>I can wrap one of my arms around a pencil if I'm cautious enough but sure as fuck can't draw, I feel like a neanderthal with the way I have to hold the pen.
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