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Holy shit. This thread was such a read. I'm Kazakh, you do NOT want to come here. OP is literally going to have his dreams crushed. The weather sucks, the people suck, the jobs suck. Some fat american with no personality or skills is NOT going to adapt here. Don't even @ me, I don't want your retard fatass trying to lecture me on my own country or how you think you have everything figured out. Enjoy mcdonalds and killing yourself before 25 mutt
Not tall enough, I'd only date a woman who's 6'2+ and dying alone is preferable to lowering this standard
>hitting on a girl in public
>she tells me she doesnt have any change
Yup, its over.
>she tells me she doesnt have any change
Yup, its over.
>>83033136
holy shit dude just having sex with a real woman CANNOT be that difficult
holy shit dude just having sex with a real woman CANNOT be that difficult
Im short. 5'6. I was in class and I was solving a problem on the board and at some point I was kind of ducking so people could see my work.
This girl "Veronica" decided to say, "no need to duck, we can see right over you". Might have been harmless, maybe not a short joke, and it annoyed me, but I just ignored it.
So im still doing the problem and the chalk was already short to begin with but yeah it gets short to the point of which i cant write with it anymore. Veronica chimes in again and says "that stick of chalk has more height than you".
The teacher tells her to pipe down and I just ignore her again.
So I finish the problem and the answer is 2. The teacher says good job and then Veronica has something else to say. "Two.. your height in centimeters".
I get pissed off (shes made multiple jokes) and just whip around and say "shut the fuck up bitch".
She sarcastically gets taken aback and says "napoleon complex much?"
This shit pisses me off even more. When a short guy stands up for himself and someone says they have a napoleon complex.
Im really annoyed at this point and just say some really stupid, cringy shit. "Yeah im napoleon bitch, and one day I'll take over this entire world just like him"
Yeah i dont know why I said that. It sounded better in my head.
She replies "the only thing you're taking over is baby gap"
The entire class laughs. I swear I see the teacher smirk.
Humiliated. This is why I hate being short. Thinking about beating up Veronicas boyfriend even though hes like 6 foot. I dont fucking care.
This girl "Veronica" decided to say, "no need to duck, we can see right over you". Might have been harmless, maybe not a short joke, and it annoyed me, but I just ignored it.
So im still doing the problem and the chalk was already short to begin with but yeah it gets short to the point of which i cant write with it anymore. Veronica chimes in again and says "that stick of chalk has more height than you".
The teacher tells her to pipe down and I just ignore her again.
So I finish the problem and the answer is 2. The teacher says good job and then Veronica has something else to say. "Two.. your height in centimeters".
I get pissed off (shes made multiple jokes) and just whip around and say "shut the fuck up bitch".
She sarcastically gets taken aback and says "napoleon complex much?"
This shit pisses me off even more. When a short guy stands up for himself and someone says they have a napoleon complex.
Im really annoyed at this point and just say some really stupid, cringy shit. "Yeah im napoleon bitch, and one day I'll take over this entire world just like him"
Yeah i dont know why I said that. It sounded better in my head.
She replies "the only thing you're taking over is baby gap"
The entire class laughs. I swear I see the teacher smirk.
Humiliated. This is why I hate being short. Thinking about beating up Veronicas boyfriend even though hes like 6 foot. I dont fucking care.
>have niche question i need answered
>post on reddit
>"your post has been automatically removed because it appears to be a question. post all questions in the megathread blah blah blah"
>post in megathread
>my question never gets answered
>nobody else's questions get answered
How is this fucking company worth 40 billion dollars? How does anyone use this shit?
>post on reddit
>"your post has been automatically removed because it appears to be a question. post all questions in the megathread blah blah blah"
>post in megathread
>my question never gets answered
>nobody else's questions get answered
How is this fucking company worth 40 billion dollars? How does anyone use this shit?