>>515692122
Even our political assassinations are hilarious

>>512535499
> muh debt
We're on track to hit a national debt in the quadrillions of dollars by 2050. It's over.

>>512425422
I have never once seen anyone mix a navy blue polo with tan khakis unless they worked at Blockbuster or Best Buy. The FBI rank-and-file sometimes dress that way, but they're at about the same pay grade and level of competence as any retail wagie anyway.
Also, there is zero harmony in any of their uniforms, either, and they look retarded. You feds should hire me. I'll make the psyops look legit because I actually give a shit and I don't really care if you entrap dumb wignats/antifa.

>>509542094
They're called dad jokes because the people who make them are inoffensive, dickless wonders who fear rejection, and our acknowledgement of this phenomenon is an unconscious, collective realization that, in clown world, court eunichs reproduce and individuals who want to have dignity and honor are turned into outcasts.

The ride never ends.