6 results for "d822b99a35870d5536a0e835ab83fb36"
>>106498291
>in the very last baitt thread's OP, he revealed himself to be a numberbantu
as expected.
>>105676117
>u
I really, really, REALLY do not want a special relationship with the UK anymore. Unless it involves some long overdue ryona.
>>103871070
>Be 35P
>Your constant akasupas has finally gotten a respone
>Miko sends you a DM saying she wants to meet up in private
>Oh shit.jpg
>Bank account almost completely empty
>It was worth every Argentinean peso
>Show up to agreed spot an hour early because no fucking way you'll mess this shit up
>Miko shows up one-and-a-half hour later
>Sorry, Anon. Miko overslept
>You take her to the movies and then dinner at a fancy resturant
>Goes surprisingly well, no fuckups so far
>Naturally you paid for everything
>You're pretty sure you'll have to dumster-dive for the next three months to survive
>Still worth it
>Miko has been ordering a lot of alcohol
>Not lamy-tier but you wouldn't be surprised if she started projectile vomiting any second now.
>Shit-faced drunk Miko invites you over to her place when you're done eating
>Oh sweet Jesus.gif
>Have to carry her all the way home since you can't afford a taxi now
>It's longer than you thought but your libido makes you stronger than the fucking hulk himself
>As soon as you enter her apartmen you practically tear through her clothing and push her down on her bed
>Throughout the apartment complex the neighbors can hear loud noises they swear sound a lot like 'Nye'
>You wake up first in the morning and cook breakfast of whatever is in her fridge
>Miko's face when you present her a large bowl filled with boiled eggs
>>103397370
Mel is so thin she has already suffered enough...
She was just being dumb bring her back Yagoo please...
>>103053494
How tf did you know
>>102262501
>the no mel one