I Daenerys SLURPborn, jobber of Westeros, kneel before:

Drogo-sama, who ass fucked me so hard I wanted to commit suicide until I liked it.

Viserys-sama who got killed by Drogo-sama (I was too scared to help him).

Doreah-sama, who teached me how to sexually please brown-skinned men.

Drogon-sama, Viserion-sama and Rhaegal-sama, who are the only reason I'm relevant in any way and not trapped in dosh khaleen.

Robert-sama, Jaime-sama and Gregor-sama, who made a short work of my jobber family.

Seven-sama, who nuked the shitty empire of my ancestors.

Aegon-sama, who not only has a better claim to the throne but also a real army rather than a bunch of eunuchs.

Harpy-sama, whom I can't defeat and had to ask Hizdahr-sama to help.

Hizdahr-sama, who cucks me with random bedslaves he still owns.

Jorah-sama, who I hope will have enough of blue-balling and rape me.

D&D-sama, who spoiled that I will go crazy and job in the end killing all interest in my books.

Gurm-sama, who will never finish my books, making me stuck in Meereen for all of eternity.