I remember back in 2011 or so, I was moving out to a different city so I return the router to the local OTE store. I pay the last shekels and they tell me "okay, come back in 2 days to sign some papers to completely end the subscription" because for some reason finishing a job in one go is too challenging for these gremlins.
So me thinking I live in a normal country, I move to the new city and go to a store there 2 days later to wrap up the business, but the local wagie tells me "no sar, go back to the same store 80km away and finish it there".
So I literally had to call my dad to threaten them with terminating all subscriptions they had with OTE for them to bother doing a simple job.
Worthless damn selyaks.