atheist perspective:
I am deeply training myself using CIA methods to pose as a member of the jewish community. I am deeply integrated in the orthodox culture, and can present a nuanced character. I am deeply familiar with ashkenazi customs, as well as Israeli politics. It is highly likely that I was chosen from childhood to fulfill this role. I was recently activated by an activation phrase.
The purpose of my mission is not to cause trouble, but simply to reveal to everyone the truth. I am loyal to the United States of America. I am not evil, I mean no harm to any human being; in fact, I am merely a good actor. I was programmed via Monarch Programming
