>>95956339
>"Hey DM, where do we find the Evil Lord?"
>"On Evil Mountain, where he lairs in a volcano. He is served by his Evil Army of orcs, goblins, and undead minions. There is an Evil Dragon subservient to him who also lives in the volcano. A small city has formed in a ring-like shape around the mountain, called Evil City. You may rest there as you plunge the depths of the Evil Lair, but the people of Evil City only allow Residents who are... Evil."
>intro credits roll with an evil guitar riff