A woman got on the elevator at Trump Tower, and The Donald joined her on the next floor. On the way up, she leaned over and said “Oh Mr. Trump, I just wanted to tell you that I’m a huge fan of yours. I would love to give you a blowjob right here, right now.”
Trump looked her up and down, and replied, “I can see why you would want to do that my dear, but what’s in it for ME?”