The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Finland again Grandpapa' one child begs.

'No, no! The legendary brace vs Norrth Macedonia!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Albania...Grandad..G-Grandad?'

The rocking chair creaks to a halt.

A serene expression is on your face and all of Kane's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His World Cup hat trick against Panama, The legendary double in Volgograd. That tap in against Kosovo. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.

The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Kane.'