Have a perfect first kiss

Or

Mediocre loss of virginity?

>>937913050
bro she turns into the Samus morph ball mid air

I was stationed in Ft Drum NY

I have PTSD from fucking the FATTEST bitches of all time...I literally fucked a fat bitch in a barn reeking of horse shit once

If anybody ever tries to tell me rural girls are hot and trad im gonna punch them in the face

>>81820551
What brootal circumstances the Amerilard finds himself in!

I become plapjack in my country
I'm hooking up with fat 45yo divorcee
at first it was great as I was sex starved, but now I don't feel so good, she is insatiable and wants sex all the time and I'm not that attracted to her