What the hell? Bro what the fuck is this timeline?

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/15223533/african-tribe-scottish-woods-eviction-jedburgh/
Non paywalled version https://archive.is/4pWvh

https://x.com/WorldByWolf/status/1957531638725779740?t=XgkN6mduswQ-yBQorYQW4w&s=19