I kinda thought the Israelis were blowing smoke about the hostages but they really care and are super happy, nice to see people who care about their own.

Moon’s high. MAGA Sasquatch Buckhair Johnson spots movement by the goat pen.
Dogman Mahmoud steps out — fur matted, keffiyeh swinging, eyes like green LEDs. Growls “FREE PALESTINE” and charges.

Buckhair roars “NOT ON MY FARM” and swings first.
Dogman counters with a hummus jar to the jaw.
Sasquatch grabs a “Build the Wall” sign, uses it like a riot shield.
Dogman lunges low, teeth snapping, trying to drag him down.
Buckhair knees him in the ribs — sounds like two watermelons colliding.
Dogman rakes claws down Buckhair’s arm; Buckhair headbutts him so hard the crickets stop chirping.

Mud, fur, and goat poop everywhere. Both breathing like steam engines, circling, waiting for the other to blink.

Neither does. They slam together again — pure cryptid thunder.

Some say the shockwave knocked over three counties’ worth of lawn chairs.

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Will National park Rangers be ok?
Who will protect magasquach?