ATREUS COME HERE AND LISTEN!
Don't make offensive jokes. Don't ever joke about different skin color, LGBTQBBC people, mentally abled or disabled or spectrum-bodied. Making jokes about victims is a no and never bring up women not in a good light. We are not sexist, we are not racist.
So to speak, only ever make fun of white people, men specifically. It's okay when other colored origins people make fun of white man, we can't be target of racism nor can we consent.
Make sure to always smile and laugh along.
Don't make them uncomfortable for telling a bad joke or being offensive.
Always remember your guilt through your ancestry. You can't become them, but they can become you except for the guilt.
However you can become a woman if you want. In fact me and your mother have already booked you an appointment for a gender re-assignment trial.