if that stinky gaytheist from the other thread that got deleted is here to defend his claim that this celsus quote is real, i'd like to challenge him to provide a link to it.
also would happily receive any contributions to my beautiful collection.

it needs to have 2 elements
>completely made up quote (can't be a direct paraphrase, summarization with a spin would count as made up like this celsus one)
>marble bust or portrait of the person who it's attributed to in the image