>always wanted a wet suit
>they deliver a wet suit with a yellow burka top defeating the point of a wet suit
IS IT TOO MUCH ETHICS DEPARTMENT?! HUH! TOO MUCH TO JUST HAVE A REGULAR GOD DAMN WET SUIT!? SHIT YOU WEAR INTO THE THE NIGHTMARE THAT IS THE OCEANS AND SEA?!

PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT LEWD SHIT LIKE THE OLD BIKINI / LINGERIE STUFF BUT WE WOULD HAVE FINALLY HAD SOME LEGIT SWIM WEAR FOR WHEN WE'RE IN SALT WATER, SOMETHING OUR CHARACTERS SWIM IN CONSTANTLY!

WHOLE ASS GOD DAMN "beach vacation!" EXPANSION WEBSITE, NO ACTUAL BEACH VACATION IN THE EXPANSION TO BE FOUND, NOT EVEN GEAR OR EQUIPMENT FOR IT EITHER, JUST A SHITTY ADVENTURE AND NO FUCKING MARITIME ACTIVITIES, ANNNNNYYYYYYYYYWWWWWWWHHHHHHHEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL!

MAY YOUR HR DEPARTMENT, ETHICS DEPARTMENT, AND ANYONE WHO WORKS ON THIS GAME IN CALIFORNIA BE AFFLICTED WITH A CURSE THAT PREVENTS THEM FROM EVER CONCEIVING CHILDREN FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF HUMANITY!