There’s no wrestler alive who wouldn’t be better if he was 6 inches taller

Daily Reminder:

Michael (Mike) is
>uglier than Bryan
>balder than Bryan
>poorer than Bryan
>less famous than Bryan
>less skilled in physical combat than Bryan

But none of that matters, and he still is blowing Whitney’s back out as we speak, because (say it with me)
MIDGETS DONT DRAW!!!!!

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