>>535983437
I wear a baseball cap when I'm outdoors to stop my thinning, greasy hair from flopping around in the wind and pissing me off. >>535983228
Never bet my ass on anything again. Bet your own instead, MORON. >>535983238
Not really.
I'm having a good day today, so please nobody piss me off by saying something gross or dumb. Buhh... I'll probably ruin it myself because I'm balding, in my 30s and retarded...
>>534489075
Indigestion doesn't always cause diarrhea, MORON. It just gives me heartburn and makes me feel like SHIT because I'm a balding retard in my 30s who already has enough misery in their life. >>534489285
Whatever...
>>533554223
Way to make me mad, jackass. Now I'm pissed off. Posting like that is a surefire way to piss me the hell off. Honestly, I don't know why you felt the need to even say that. >>533554310
Die.
