Believe it.

Here is the official list of department names to chose from, sorted by violence, starting with the whimsical ones:

Violence / Department Name
1% Department of Deep Breathing and Gentle Humming
10% Department of Tea, Cookies, and Civil Conversation
20% Department of Polite Requests and Fair Play
30% Department of Stern Faces and Measured Words
40% Department of Security and Protective Measures
50% Department of Defence
55% Department of Proportional Response
60% Department of Retaliation (If Absolutely Necessary)
65% Department of Force Projection
70% Department of War
75% Department of Operational Superiority
80% Department of Total Conquest
85% Department of Imperial Expansion
90% Department of Plunder and Spoils
100% Department of Universal Annihilation