>Be Karl Donitz
>Be one of Hitler's favorite commanders
>Get appointed as the successor to Hitler before he 41%'d because Goring, Himmler, and Bormann are sniveling rats conspiring against you with the Allies (I'm sensing a trend here)
>Get told to fight to the last
>Instead, you immediately surrender to the Allies and beg for forgiveness
>Testify against your fellow Nazis at Nuremberg, collaborate with the Soviets in expelling Germans and sending them to gulags to be worked to death
>End your days appearing on Allied propaganda shows badmouthing Hitler and how everyone actually hated the moron