i dont know if you guys have seen it but this weekend i watched the movie "shes out of my league" with jay baruchel and alice eve.

i almost cried during this movie. not becuase it was sad or anything, but because i basically saw myself on the screen as baruchel and imagined being in that exact situation. im a disgustingly skinny ugly jew looking guy just like him. and he gets to kiss alice eve, and even has her grinding on top of him and he literally ejaculates in his pants

and yes it relates to this thread topic, because the exact same thing would happen to me if i had any moderately attractive woman on top of me. i could not resist also ejaculating in my pants just from her making physical contact with me.