What's the deal with strat poster? He posts these long boring posts about carbon fiber nuts, Seymour Duncan pickups... Locking tuners! I'm serious. I mean he's an alright guy I suppose, but maybe he doesn't really want a strat? Oh and the guy who posts the fake Craig vocaroos. He a real creep!

Where did gear poster go? What will we do without the dull boring paragraphs about graphite nuts and different brands of solder? Or the droll soulless posts about reverb sellers. I'm on the edge of my seat. Please teach us about acoustic bracing used by vintage Martin guitars. Oh my please do a string of ten posts talking to yourself about offset squires!