>>520471438
nono
i'm the expert
Do you want my chink WEBMS archive?
I'll upload it

>>520265521
>wake up in glorious new dheli
>shit, diarrhea again
>put ass outside window
>shart hard
>shart hits cow
>this brings my karma to 0
>fugg
>condemned to reincarnate as a jeet again
>wipe ass with hand
>same colour as me anyway so nobody notices
>worship 3 headed elephant god
>leave house to go work on scamming call center
>pick up some idlis sambal shitslop on the way
>fuck, shouldnt have eaten here
>the owner wipes his ass with his hand before making food
>doesnt even wipe it on his pants afterwards like a normal person
>maybe his shit can fix my diarrhea
>lord ganesh works in misterious ways
>on train
>need to shit again
>shart outside moving train
>hit another jeet that was sharting on the train tracks
>my train was redeeming at a needful pace
>jeet didnt see me, thought it was a cow
>as everyone knows, cow shit is sacred
>he starts eating it
>praise vishnu!
>arrive at scam center
>scam elderly women
>go to company toilet
>"shit? No no, im worshiping it"
>leave work, step on dead children, trash and shit
>trainstation smells good, like fried curry
>look up
>ranjeet sharted on top of the train
>continuous jet of diarrhea touched the wires
>eletrocuted
>"amateur, diahrrea has much liquid"
>take train
>dead jeet shit leaking inside
>See the jeet I sharted on earlier
>he got killed by a train
>praise the juggernaut!
>leave train
>head home
>turn to a lesser known street
>oh nice, its the rape street
>maybe I can get bobs and vagene here
>rape elderly poojeeta
>thank shiva for this blessing!
>arrive home
>need to shit again
>6th time today
>shart window working overtime
>impotent cope on 4chins while sharting
>"white woman love indian men saaaar"
>"super power by 2025 saaar!"
>ok India has been defended, timmy is crying for sure
>lets watch some porn now
>sharting and jerking off is best
>have heart attack from seeing bob
>die while sharting
>immediatly reincarnate to the baby being born under the window
>mfw i just sharted on myself
>praise vishnu!

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YOU WILL RESPECT ME
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>>512890957
SARS
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India is a failed experiment

mandatory military training

>>127064316
stop making fun of Indians

>>105886220
good. maybe the Indians will whip the redditors into shape.

>>509674249
I support them nuking each other.

>>714515610
How the fuck do you even work in an environment like that?

>>509327514
take a good look at this webm - does the Indian army look like a joke to you?

>>509095053
SARS
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING SARS
THIS IS VERY SERIOUS
SARS