>be me
>Doc Q
>it's the middle of the night and the GAY Hats are all sleeping
>Shiryu turns me and Van Augur invisible, then Augur teleports us into the Straw Hats' ship
>infect the entire ship with all kinds of diseases, Ebola, Beubonic Plague, Covid, AIDS, Spanish Flu, Salmonella, Rabies etc
>teleport outside
>give my bros anti-viruses for all the diseases with my powers just in case
>win