My family used to visit Utah all the time and everything had a smug mormon identity. I thought it was just a meme but somehow people still believe some dude found magical gold tablets (they're gone though don't ask to see them) proclaiming him a prophet and that he deserves 80 wives or something. No nightlife because city codes kill it. All the caffeinated drinks were hidden in the back of stores with the alcohol. I was wearing a rock band shirt (think it was one of my dads old pink floyd ones) and had multiple people spout gibberish at me over satan or something. What even is the ideal weeklong Utah trip, utahnons? Need something to do over winter break from uni.