>You are anon.
>Yesterday was complete shit.
>Had to work the nightshift for once, and the store gets robbed.
> Boss blames you for not stopping him and you get fired.
>Well nothing can be done about it now, just get up and look for a new one.
>As you try to roll out of the bed it feels like you hit a railing or something.
>You open your eyes and see wood bars.
"Crap am I in prison?"
>"Oh you're awake."
>You look and see what looks like a really long horse with antlers and oversized tooth.
>It picks you up by your leg with its tail.
>"I'm discord God of Chaos and Current ruler of Equestria."
>Are you high? what is going on.
"Where am I?" you try to say
>But it just comes out as something inaudable.
>"Aww adorable."
>"You see I found outside and something about you just screams chaos. So I think I'll keep you with me for a while."

>Wait a god of chaos, equestria, and you can't talk what is going on.
>You try to speak again but nothing comes out that could even remotely be called a sentence.
>"You know I think you being a pegasus would be a bit more fitting."
>Pegasus? Flying horse?
>This "Discord" snaps his what looks like talons and you can feel two growths on your back.
>You crane your next to look and...you have wings, and fur.
>"See lovely aren't they, not much use in them as a foal but you'll grow....no I think unicorn might be best"
>Wait what?
>He snaps his talons again and the wings disapear and your forehead feels a bit heavier.
>"Yes, you are just an adorable little thing"
>He brings you to a mirror and you see your a small horse or pony or something...
>More to the point your small and wearing a diaper. Wait he said foal didn't he.