This gay retard spent fifteen years in the church probably grooming a child to be his wife in between being a late 00s dude bro playing Halo 3 before he realized a life of sucking his frat bro's dick would lead him to hell. And even that wouldn't stop him from cooming to the least sexualized Lara Croft ever. Do you Sid the Sloth voice to cope to this post, you are not a gigachad.

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Daily reminder this guy had to stop playing Tomb Raider 2013 because the game was making him too horny