>>513125055
Things are completely terrible if you're a short king. If you're a manlet, you get to do one of the most dangerous jobs in Vietnam. They give you a gun and a lamp and order you to flush out Vietcong from their tunnels. Doesn't that sound like fun? There's a little bit for every taste, bamboo spikes, poison snakes, grenade traps and gooks behind every corner. Who says that being short sucks?
