HELLO THERE /XIVG/
STANLEY HERE WITH YA, AND WE GOT ANOTHER DAY AHEAD OF US IN THIS THREAD OF DREAMS
OOH I LOVE THIS GENERAL, LOVE IT LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN EB WHO POSTS MELTDOWN LOGS IN THREAD, THEN BUYS YOU A NEW GAMING LAPTOP SO THAT YOU'LL STAY WITH THEM
EVERY NEW DAY MEANS A HUNDRED NEW ARRIVALS! BUT ONLY HALF THESE AVATARFAGS WILL SURVIVE A YEAR, AND THAT'S IF IT'S A GOOD ONE!
AND WHY DO THESE NU-BINS COME TO /XIVG/? WELL TO BE THREAD CELEBRITIES LIKE ROB CHIDORI AND MIKI OKADA! THE BIGGER THE RISK, THE BIGGER THE THREAD CRED KIDS, OR SO THEY SAY...
BUT YOU CAN ONLY BE A MAJOR LEAGUE EBIN FOR SO LONG, THE FASTER YOU POST, THE FASTER YOU BURN OUT -- IF YOU DON'T GET RUN OUT BY A SCHIZO FIRST!
/XIVG/'S LEGENDS! KNOW WHERE YOU'LL FIND MOST OF THEM?! THE ARCHIVE.
MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU'RE FROM, MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU START, WHAT MATTERS HERE IS THE WALK YOU WALK.
IN /XIVG/!