Reminder that Confucius was literally somewhere between 6'5"-7'2" ft tall, his nickname was "tall guy" and he was so jacked, he could literally lift the log to lock the city gates by himself, something that required typically 4 people.
Also, he advocated that people should practice the "six arts", which included driving a war chariot (which was the ancient equivalent of driving tanks) and long bow.
Meanwhile Westoids worship a jew on a cross.